We regret to advise that due to the constant bungling
of the economy by Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling as well as their continual attacks on the Industry with constant Tax rises,
we have had to close our rooms to the public for the foreseeable future. The Government has given so much of our
Money to the Banks now that we have none left to run the Business.
However, as an alternative, we recommend you make your booking at
the Houses of Parliament for your stay. I am reliably informed that they provide free Accommodation, Subsidised Alcohol,
Indoor Smoking Areas, Free upgrades on all your household appliances, and Free Subscriptions to Pornographic Television. And
if you are a politician, please remember to claim "Everything" on your expenses. We see no reason why the Taxpayer should
not foot the bill for your extravagances while we go Bankrupt.
